The Funny As Feck Thread

[Cumbriansaint72 279]

Got to say the look on Mrs CS's face about it being not only transfer window day but scottish one closing at midnight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[stlucifer 6,721]

[faraway saint 31,711]

48 minutes ago, stlucifer said:

I think the posts below are REALLY funny. 

22 hours ago, stlucifer said:

 

 

On 1/31/2021 at 4:56 PM, stlucifer said:

Worse than that. He's a glorified dentist.

 

[truesaint 505]

On 1/31/2021 at 12:10 PM, Cookie Monster said:

Yip. So far tried......

7up
Sprite
Diet Coke
Pepsi Max (Raspberry)
Dr Pepper
Disaronno
Peroni
Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (Raspberry)
Vimto
Diluting Orange
Fresh Orange
Tomato Soup

Even tried it with more of itself.

Try Limeade, gives you the cocktail - dog days.

[stlucifer 6,721]

2 hours ago, faraway saint said:

I think the posts below are REALLY funny. 

 

 

Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can.

[faraway saint 31,711]

15 minutes ago, stlucifer said:

Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can.

Oh, irony at it's best. 

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[stlucifer 6,721]

[shull 2]

Jings

 

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[shull 2]

3/3 from me.

[shull 2]

Not funny

Edited February 4 by shull

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[stlucifer 6,721]

On 2/2/2021 at 4:06 PM, shull said:

Jings

 

Jack Ross taking a detour?

[antrin 5,092]

So Farwell then, Anna Conda? 

 

She's deid.

 

Disnae like the cauld.

 

 

ETA:

Apparently from the following report.  There was more than one snake found in town, that day. 

 

Giant snake discovered in Greenock street dies - BBC News

(Hmm. Link no worky.)

 

Oh.  It did.

Edited February 4 by antrin

[faraway saint 31,711]

^^^^^^^^^^ Somebody explain the thread title please. 

[faraway saint 31,711]

A lesson to be learned here..........................

[oaksoft 13,894]

32 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

A lesson to be learned here..........................

College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that.

A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt?

Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering?

I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt.

If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense.

Edited February 4 by oaksoft

[faraway saint 31,711]

6 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that.

A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt?

Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering?

I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt.

If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense.

Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. 

[oaksoft 13,894]

20 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. 

I'm further confused.

Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it?

Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really.

I appear to have spoiled your joke.....

You're right about a lesson being learned. The lesson is that it's not your lack of a degree which makes you a numpty. 😄

Edited February 4 by oaksoft

[faraway saint 31,711]

1 minute ago, oaksoft said:

I'm further confused.

Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it?

Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really.

All in all your mummy has failed. 

[oaksoft 13,894]

Just now, faraway saint said:

All in all your mummy has failed. 

My work here is done. 🤣

I shall leave you to play with the combined fragments of your joke and your shattered ego. 🤣

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Edited February 5 by shull

[Cookie Monster 1,563]

Man walks into a bar.

Oaky isn't in, result.