Cumbriansaint72 425 Report post Posted February 1 Got to say the look on Mrs CS's face about it being not only transfer window day but scottish one closing at midnight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlucifer 6,744 Report post Posted February 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 1 48 minutes ago, stlucifer said: I think the posts below are REALLY funny. 22 hours ago, stlucifer said: On 1/31/2021 at 4:56 PM, stlucifer said: Worse than that. He's a glorified dentist. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truesaint 528 Report post Posted February 1 On 1/31/2021 at 12:10 PM, Cookie Monster said: Yip. So far tried...... 7up Sprite Diet Coke Pepsi Max (Raspberry) Dr Pepper Disaronno Peroni Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (Raspberry) Vimto Diluting Orange Fresh Orange Tomato Soup Even tried it with more of itself. Try Limeade, gives you the cocktail - dog days. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlucifer 6,744 Report post Posted February 1 2 hours ago, faraway saint said: I think the posts below are REALLY funny. Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 1 15 minutes ago, stlucifer said: Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can. Oh, irony at it's best. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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shull 8 Report post Posted February 2 Jings 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 8 Report post Posted February 4 3/3 from me. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 8 Report post Posted February 4 (edited) Not funny Edited February 4 by shull 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlucifer 6,744 Report post Posted February 4 On 2/2/2021 at 4:06 PM, shull said: Jings Jack Ross taking a detour? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antrin 5,130 Report post Posted February 4 (edited) So Farwell then, Anna Conda? She's deid. Disnae like the cauld. ETA: Apparently from the following report. There was more than one snake found in town, that day. Giant snake discovered in Greenock street dies - BBC News (Hmm. Link no worky.) Oh. It did. Edited February 4 by antrin 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 4 ^^^^^^^^^^ Somebody explain the thread title please. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 4 A lesson to be learned here.......................... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 14,070 Report post Posted February 4 (edited) 32 minutes ago, faraway saint said: A lesson to be learned here.......................... College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that. A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt? Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering? I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt. If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense. Edited February 4 by oaksoft 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 4 6 minutes ago, oaksoft said: College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that. A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt? Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering? I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt. If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense. Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 14,070 Report post Posted February 4 (edited) 20 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. I'm further confused. Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it? Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really. I appear to have spoiled your joke..... You're right about a lesson being learned. The lesson is that it's not your lack of a degree which makes you a numpty. 😄 Edited February 4 by oaksoft 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 32,466 Report post Posted February 4 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: I'm further confused. Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it? Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really. All in all your mummy has failed. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 14,070 Report post Posted February 4 Just now, faraway saint said: All in all your mummy has failed. My work here is done. 🤣 I shall leave you to play with the combined fragments of your joke and your shattered ego. 🤣 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 8 Report post Posted February 4 (edited) Edited February 5 by shull 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie Monster 1,778 Report post Posted February 5 Man walks into a bar.Oaky isn't in, result. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
