RickMcD Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Bought my missus a car with a standard number plate. It had UCS in it and when someone asked why I didn't get her a personalised number, I said I did, Upper Class Slut. I could could sense the writing was on the wall after that. If she was a Paisley lass, does that mean she lived in the high flats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 If she was a Paisley lass, does that mean she lived in the high flats? Her head was definitely in the clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Her head was definitely in the clouds. Aye but where were her knickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Aye but where were her knickers? They were the Lifts in the high rise flats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 They were the Lifts in the high rise flats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Was it no in the Car Park ? you should know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Aye but where were her knickers? Now! Now! That's my weans whore of a mother you're talking about. Show a little respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Bought my missus a car with a standard number plate. It had UCS in it and when someone asked why I didn't get her a personalised number, I said I did, Upper Class Slut. I could could sense the writing was on the wall after that. UCS 69? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 UCS 69? Not UCS 69 cause there were times I couldn't tell one end from the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 20160325_104444.jpgLol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Rear near side light failure in car in front. And three points and a fine for eejit using the mobile phone. Is it against the law for a car passenger to use a mobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabuddies Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Just sat at the lights in Newton Mearns beside a gold Bentley with the reg SHA 110M. Peace be upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Is it against the law for a car passenger to use a mobile? It is, if they're driving your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Just sat at the lights in Newton Mearns beside a gold Bentley with the reg SHA 110M. Peace be upon you. A friend of mine lives in a very salubrious part of Newton Mearns which because of the ethnicity of many of it's residents is known as the Golan Heights. So it figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Is your friend called Jesus? Dunno, it could be his middle name, but what a friend! Why are Jews still allowed to tell Jewish jokes? I know they're brilliant at it but when anybody else tells stories with even the tiniest hint of anything that could just possibly be regarded as racist, the roof falls in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 personalised plate for shull.... DD SFT doctor death so farewell then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomboomyards Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Saw a car registration a couple of days ago all numbers and no letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltcoatsbuddie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Saw a car registration a couple of days ago all numbers and no letters. that was not a registration plate bud ,it was a speed sign ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 A friend of mine lives in a very salubrious part of Newton Mearns which because of the ethnicity of many of it's residents is known as the Golan Heights. So it figures. Desmond Dekker and the Israelites . .? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whydowebother Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Excellent, nearly a double I thought The one on the left looked like BUD on the end , until you zoom in.Doesn’t one of our fans have M7RR3N ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Great entertaining Thread. Just read it all again. Makes a huge change from the Boring and Bland drivel which is churned out by some presently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) On 4/20/2016 at 11:26 PM, saintnextlifetime said: Desmond Dekker and the Israelites . .? I have a young Nigerian guy in my team at work who lives in a very nice house in the Broom estate. Not one of his neighbours, who all subscribe to the same faith as each other, will talk to him because he is black and might be a Muslim. , He is a Christian and his wife is Hindi, which seems to get right up the locals noses Edited August 10, 2018 by beyond our ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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