Lord Pityme Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Dedicated to the man who promised the earth.... But came up plums! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Laughed out loud at this, mainly because I said it the second time in my head as if it were you reading a bedtime story to yer' kids. My youngest has just got into bed so I went through and read it out to her. She said it sounded like something a creepy auld friendless bastard with an axe to grind who skulks around internet chat forums would come away with. She's got a hell of an imagination that lassie! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Laughed out loud at this, mainly because I said it the second time in my head as if it were you reading a bedtime story to yer' kids. Well eldest is twenty six now, you want check diaries with him or me? Your call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 My youngest has just got into bed so I went through and read it out to her. She said it sounded like something a creepy auld friendless bastard with an axe to grind who skulks around internet chat forums would come away with. She's got a hell of an imagination that lassie! I just 'liked' this post. Does this mean I have circled the wagons around Cliquesville USA and have brow-beaten 10000hours disbelievers into submission? Or does it just mean I liked your post? Hard to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Well eldest is twenty six now, you want check diaries with him or me? Your call. If only I had a clue what you are wittering on about now, or indeed cared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Well eldest is twenty six now, you want check diaries with him or me? Your call. FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 If only I had a clue what you are wittering on about now, or indeed cared. FFS:lol: No wonder Dicky 10k thought it would be an easy con... Buy wan auld shiter get wan free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 No wonder Dicky 10k thought it would be an easy con... Buy wan auld shiter get wan free! That's a fair cop actually. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) So are we getting proof that SGG broke the terms of use of the forum and if the case is proved can we get confirmation the Chairman of St Mirren FC has been banned from the Unofficial St Mirren forum? Rules are rules and all that. Edited December 17, 2014 by Stuart Dickson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmac Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Gawd, there's a lot of drivel on here. Who really gives a toss about Hibs and the rest of the guff on this topic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomo Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Wow, just read that whole thread. Times are bad,I thought I was a fanny but the majority of you c u n t s beat me to the podium every time!!! I have resigned, I am no longer a fan of ST.MIRREN. Hope you choke on your vomit!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) Wow, just read that whole thread. Times are bad,I thought I was a fanny but the majority of you c u n t s beat me to the podium every time!!! I have resigned, I am no longer a fan of ST.MIRREN. Hope you choke on your vomit!! Merry Christmas to you too. Edited December 17, 2014 by Drew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Wow, just read that whole thread. Times are bad,I thought I was a fanny but the majority of you c u n t s beat me to the podium every time!!! I have resigned, I am no longer a fan of ST.MIRREN. Hope you choke on your vomit!! Times are bad,I thought I was a fanny but the majority of you c u n t s beat me to the podium every time!!! I have resigned, I am no longer manager of SEVCO. Hope you choke on your vomit!! ....Ally McCoist could steal your post for their AGM next week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 is Judge Judy on the forum? Don't know about a Judy, but there's certainly a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garzo Posted December 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Don't know about a Judy, but there's certainly a fanny. Cheers boss ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Cheers boss It isn't you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Why the f**k has a dug just licked my screen? This websites f**ked the advert's are getting as bad as Facebook. change your ad choices, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 It's linked to your own browsing habits. If you don't want dogs licking your screen then stop Googling "doggie style", "Rex Sex" and "Dalmatian blowjobs". I know that was the solution for me. does the blowjob from a dalmation give you nasty black spots 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 does the blowjob from a dalmation give you nasty black spotsNaw but it gets rid of the Kennomeat from your knob.PS......Allegedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Dalmatians don't like Kennomeat, they like Winalot ... eh, or so I've been told.And that's why we don't see many Dalmatians at SMP!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 And that's why we don't see many Dalmatians at SMP!!!! your right i've never spotted any there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 does the blowjob from a dalmation give you nasty black spots Naw , but it'll give you 101 reasons to keep trying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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