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What a season,... but, PLEASE, NEVER AGAIN!

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8 minutes ago, stlucifer said:

Sorry if this is long winded but it was a long season.

At the start of the season confidence was soaring, That we would be OK and goals we’d be scoring.

Even though JR had walked, for pastures new, We trusted the board to get the right crew.

AS was announced some fans had their doubts, That he knew what our club, was all about.

As it so happened, It turned out to true, The guy just obviously, didn’t have a clue.

The result were abysmal, we struggled to score, And the tenure of Stubbs was quickly no more.

In came Oran Kearney, from over the sea, And made an immediate impact v Celtic FC,

That was a false dawn, the squad was so weak It was impossible for OK to successfully tweak.

He started the cull and scoured high and low To find us some players, outside the window.

We continued to go, on the downward spiral, Still looking unlikely, for any kind of survival.

Worse was to come, Big Sammy went too, Our legend in goal had flown the coop.

January came in, and changes were seen, OK looked to the East, to bolster the team.

Slowly but surely, improvements we see, Catching and passing the team from Dundee.

Still in trouble at the end of the season, But we all had hope and with good reason.

The team had went on a fantastic run, 8 games played, and losing just one.

In the playoffs, in spite of that streak, A second Dundee trip in less than a week,

A really dour game, and a goaless draw, Back down to Paisley, the second leg saw,

The man in the middle, was changed to Beaton, And we were worried, that he’d be cheating.

As it turned out, he gave the other Dundee, An absolutely shocking decision, A penalty.

Within three minutes, true justice was done, Mullen the scorer, the result, was 1-1.

Into extra time and Beaton strikes twice, Wrongly sends of the Duck, would we pay a price?

The game ended all square, and up steps a hero. A penalty save, and United stay zero.

Up steps McGinn, and he managed to score. Hladky goes back in and saves us once more.

Popescu up next and he  scores with ease, A step closer to safety, it's looking a breeze.

The next one to face Hladky is Sow, But he fails in his quest, he hits the post low.

Muzek has the chance to end the game, But he hits the post, his shot, quite tame.

The time for a hero, and so it proves true. Vaclav saves another and we win by two.

Safe in the premiership but let's just make sure, we make it less stressful while still being secure!

:snore

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Great effort - and it tells the story! :cheers

Just moving on from the attention seeker above...

Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season.

I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference.

But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress...

Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus..

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5 minutes ago, Sweeper07 said:

Great effort - and it tells the story! :cheers

Just moving on from the attention seeker above...

Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season.

I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference.

But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress...

Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus..

Another one :snore

What a Thread this is going be. 

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52 minutes ago, Sweeper07 said:

Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus..

Want to be f**kin the fakes for putting on a poor show. 

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7 minutes ago, pod said:

Want to be f**kin the fakes for putting on a poor show. 

YES, wouldn't it be great if we did to them what they did to us? I can't see that next season, but perhaps in two or three years time - I am willing to wait . . . :cheers

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34 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

You really are a joyless, soulless c**t. 🤣

 

And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. 

I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. 

What a wanker you are. 

 

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7 minutes ago, shull said:

And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. 

I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. 

What a wanker you are. 

 

Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. 

Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. 

Sad yet amusing. 

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1 hour ago, stlucifer said:

Sorry if this is long winded but it was a long season.

At the start of the season confidence was soaring, That we would be OK and goals we’d be scoring.

Even though JR had walked, for pastures new, We trusted the board to get the right crew.

AS was announced some fans had their doubts, That he knew what our club, was all about.

As it so happened, It turned out to true, The guy just obviously, didn’t have a clue.

The result were abysmal, we struggled to score, And the tenure of Stubbs was quickly no more.

In came Oran Kearney, from over the sea, And made an immediate impact v Celtic FC,

That was a false dawn, the squad was so weak It was impossible for OK to successfully tweak.

He started the cull and scoured high and low To find us some players, outside the window.

We continued to go, on the downward spiral, Still looking unlikely, for any kind of survival.

Worse was to come, Big Sammy went too, Our legend in goal had flown the coop.

January came in, and changes were seen, OK looked to the East, to bolster the team.

Slowly but surely, improvements we see, Catching and passing the team from Dundee.

Still in trouble at the end of the season, But we all had hope and with good reason.

The team had went on a fantastic run, 8 games played, and losing just one.

In the playoffs, in spite of that streak, A second Dundee trip in less than a week,

A really dour game, and a goaless draw, Back down to Paisley, the second leg saw,

The man in the middle, was changed to Beaton, And we were worried, that he’d be cheating.

As it turned out, he gave the other Dundee, An absolutely shocking decision, A penalty.

Within three minutes, true justice was done, Mullen the scorer, the result, was 1-1.

Into extra time and Beaton strikes twice, Wrongly sends of the Duck, would we pay a price?

The game ended all square, and up steps a hero. A penalty save, and United stay zero.

Up steps McGinn, and he managed to score. Hladky goes back in and saves us once more.

Popescu up next and he  scores with ease, A step closer to safety, it's looking a breeze.

The next one to face Hladky is Sow, But he fails in his quest, he hits the post low.

Muzek has the chance to end the game, But he hits the post, his shot, quite tame.

The time for a hero, and so it proves true. Vaclav saves another and we win by two.

Safe in the premiership but let's just make sure, we make it less stressful while still being secure!

Really clever But don't give up yer day job, love it all the same ☺️

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1 hour ago, shull said:
1 hour ago, Sweeper07 said:

Great effort - and it tells the story! :cheers

Just moving on from the attention seeker above...

Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season.

I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference.

But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress...

Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus..

Another one :snore

What a Thread this is going be. 

Ah Mr Shull, got a new alias for you; Onan, he can join you Gtretch, and all your other personas and they can all toddle of and leave the rest of us in peace.  😎

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38 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. 

Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. 

Sad yet amusing. 

He's a fecking weirdo. 

Only a few weeks ago, he picked on one of the most harmless and most decent person on this Forum. He bullied him, he baited him, he belittled him and totally abused him, just to make himself feel like the King of the Manor. He has been doing this all his Forum life  to make himself think that he is superior. 

A fecking moronic bully who has never been to a football match in his life. 

Edited by shull

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2 hours ago, shull said:

And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. 

I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. 

What a wanker you are. 

 

A humourless c**t as well I see.

I shouldn't have bothered with that wee smiley. 🤣

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2 hours ago, faraway saint said:

Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. 

Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. 

Sad yet amusing. 

 

2 hours ago, shull said:

He's a fecking weirdo. 

Only a few weeks ago, he picked on one of the most harmless and most decent person on this Forum. He bullied him, he baited him, he belittled him and totally abused him, just to make himself feel like the King of the Manor. He has been doing this all his Forum life  to make himself think that he is superior. 

A fecking moronic bully who has never been to a football match in his life. 

Have you two ever thought of flat sharing?

At least if we pile all the world's misery into a single dwelling we can do wider society a favour.

Jeez. Lighten up the pair of you. 😁

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7 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

 

Have you two ever thought of flat sharing?

At least if we pile all the world's misery into a single dwelling we can do wider society a favour.

Jeez. Lighten up the pair of you. 😁

Dishes out abuse, gets highlighted, pleads for people to lighten up.....................................what a walloper. :lol:

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2 hours ago, jaybee said:

Ah Mr Shull, got a new alias for you; Onan, he can join you Gtretch, and all your other personas and they can all toddle of and leave the rest of us in peace.  😎

U really are a tit, away back to ur milk run fanny baws!

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Fast forward three or four years. Kearney has secured a succession of reasonably comfortable bottom six finishes, a couple of good cup runs and the knives are out because we are playing a bland brand of football a la Danny Lennon. I hope some fans don't forget too to quickly the post Lennon pre Jack fiasco we endured

 

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1 hour ago, shull said:

I would accept Top 4 next season or 11th. Anything else is shite.

I’d accept 10th too if it was after a particularly exciting scrap at the end of the season.

I agree though, I have no appetite for years of mundane mid table mediocrity.

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