Stuart Dickson Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/aide-snp-deputy-leader-stewart-7189092 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Seems legit, one guy who's an Islamophobe and a member of the SNP means the entire party are Islamophobes. StuD gets it right again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just in with the dogs. They had a great time in the snow. First time the wee yin has seen it. She loved it. Funny watching them chasing a snowball then being totally bamboozled when they couldn't find it amongst the other snow. I think I'll make spaghetti carbonara tonight. Got to put a new bolt on the bathroom door before I do anything else. Anyone got anything interesting to say? I went out with the dug and bumped into a guy out with two dugs, the young bitch hadn't seen snow before...Is that interesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sally02 Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Didn't know you have individual names for either side of you r arsehole, Stuart! Crack on, Mr D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 At least they don't seem to like young kids unlike the Tories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 The only person that I bumped into and told that was a woman - at least they were dressed like a woman - an ugly one. So, yes, that is interesting. But you posed for a photie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 to be honest i am surprised dickson had time to post this when he should have been worried about the imminent threat to his sons lives caused by our board forcing them to walk in 1 centimetre of snow to get to a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaponsasaint Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Seems legit, one guy who's an Islamophobe and a member of the SNP means the entire party are Islamophobes. StuD gets it right again. Only arse is you so f**k off and crawl back under the rock you came from, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Only arse is you so f**k off and crawl back under the rock you came from, Really? You haven't spent much time in here if you honestly think that. Having a look in the mirror would be a good place to begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strummer Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 My favourite two ronnies sketch is the one when Ronnie goes to get new glasses then starts reading the furniture as Ronnie ..the guy whos ment to be checking his eye's cant see him as he's blind as a post..fukin magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I like that one too but my favourite is the one where they are making calls on public phones right next to each other and the conversations cross over. Hilarious stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambiebud Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/aide-snp-deputy-leader-stewart-7189092 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I like that one too but my favourite is the one where they are making calls on public phones right next to each other and the conversations cross over. Hilarious stuff. There are so many to choose from. I like both of the previous examples, but the Mastermind one when Ronnie C's subject matter is "Answer the Question Before Last each time" Is superb. I can actually remember watching that sketch when it was first shown and it had me in tears of laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 My favourite two ronnies sketch is the one when Ronnie goes to get new glasses then starts reading the furniture as Ronnie ..the guy whos ment to be checking his eye's cant see him as he's blind as a post..fukin magicDon't remember that one.I always thought their musical numbers were very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I like that one too but my favourite is the one where they are making calls on public phones right next to each other and the conversations cross over. Hilarious stuff. Yeah, that's a beauty. A very funny sketch. There are so many to choose from. I like both of the previous examples, but the Mastermind one when Ronnie C's subject matter is "Answer the Question Before Last each time" Is superb. I can actually remember watching that sketch when it was first shown and it had me in tears of laughter. Q: What do tarantulas prey on? A: Cassocks. Top notch stuff. The Two Ronnies were magic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosferatu Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Deary me. Stuart posts a single link and it generates 6 replies from Ernie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) Channel 5 showed a recording of Morecombe & Wise's stage show from about 1973 on Xmas Eve IIRC, the guys were careful to keep as much of their stage show unrecorded as possible. It was just a leeetil bit un-PC in places but hilarious. The material and timing were superb, even the band were laughing and you'd have to assume they'd heard the routines plenty times before. Edited January 19, 2016 by Bud the Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Channel 5 showed a recording of Morecombe & Wise's stage show from about 1973 on Xmas Eve IIRC, the guys were careful to keep as much of their stage show unrecorded as possible. It was just a leeetil bit un-PC in placed but hilarious. The material and timing were superb, even the band were laughing and you'd have to assume they'd heard the routines plenty times before. Talking of bands on stage with M&W, the skit with Andre Previn is still a belter. Previn himself recently stated that even to this day London taxi drivers will refer to him as "Mr Preview". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Talking of bands on stage with M&W, the skit with Andre Previn is still a belter. Previn himself recently stated that even to this day London taxi drivers will refer to him as "Mr Preview". Ah yes, Greig's Piano Concerto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Ah yes, Greig's Piano Concerto. Dunno watcha mean, guvna..... Edited January 20, 2016 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Dunno watcha mean, guvna..... That's the piece of music Mr. Preview was conducting in the skit. The composer's name is only two transposed letters away from, och I'll get my coat and chase the tumbleweed blowing through this thread.......... Edited January 20, 2016 by Bud the Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Ah yes, Greig's Piano Concerto. Playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Anyone seen Kevin Bridges latest live DVD. What a scream Hey Hoose Rice ! ! ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Anyone seen Kevin Bridges latest live DVD. What a scream Hey Hoose Rice ! ! ! ! Nah missed it Buddie , I was listening to one of my discs I got at Chrimbo- Studio 1 Ska. .very nice it was Edited January 20, 2016 by saintnextlifetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Nah missed it Buddie , I was listening to one of my discs I got at Chrimbo- Studio 1 Ska. .very nice it was Am I the only pedant tgat detests the word Chrimbo? Religious or not, call it what it is ffs. Chrimbo is for indulgers in twattery... Christmas is for all. :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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