dmc Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 I seen my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop today so I stopped and said jump in and I'll give you a lift up the road, he said "f**k off ya prick ye" so I told him to go and f**k himself then! I zipped up my rucksack and walked on. Something you must be used to, surely!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Sick. It was the perfect combination of sick and excruciatingly unfunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 My son got sent home from School today, I asked him why and he said I used the "C" word, I said "That wasn't clever was it" he replied "No Dad it was c*nt" I hope you're not paying someone for these "jokes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Er my recollection, and I'm old so I may be mistaken, is that traditionally a joke would evoke laughter by use of wit or word play. Here's a wee example:- "I went to the zoo the other day but it only had one dog in it. It was a shitzu". That joke is so funny I genuinely feel sorry that I didn't pen it myself. What you posted on the other hand was just weird. Are on day release or something? Is this a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Er my recollection, and I'm old so I may be mistaken, is that traditionally a joke would evoke laughter by use of wit or word play. Here's a wee example:- "I went to the zoo the other day but it only had one dog in it. It was a shitzu". That joke is so funny I genuinely feel sorry that I didn't pen it myself. What you posted on the other hand was just weird. Are on day release or something? Well, at least there was no mention of a coconut................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibs FC Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 A parrot was a present from a friend. Fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, and those that weren't were... rude. The new owner tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more rude.Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute. Frightened that he might have hurt the bird, he quickly opened the freezer door.The parrot calmly stepped out and said: 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.' Astonished at the bird's change in attitude, the owner was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: 'May I ask what the chicken did?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 One good thing about today's result. Dundee will confirm this muppet as their manager next season consigning them to second division football the year after and bankruptcy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 One good thing about today's result. Dundee will confirm this muppet as their manager next season consigning them to second division football the year after and bankruptcy. And there was me thinking you were going to say. One good thing at least they didn't appoint him earlier or we could be in sh*t street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 One good thing about today's result. Dundee will confirm this muppet as their manager next season consigning them to second division football the year after and bankruptcy. The galling thing he has beaten Lennon twice in a row now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstretchuk Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 If u get tactically out thought and beaten by a team managed by john brown then im afraid there is not much hope for you. Brown is a clown of the highest order and is thick as f**k.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 JB in today's newpapers playing at psychology. He's telling reporters that Dundee will probably be relegated on Saturday beause Hibs won't be at their best because of the cup final in a few weeks. So he is effectively telling Hibs players that they will be cheating Dundee unless they go hammer-n-tongs against us this weekend. Also, if we win at Easter Road to relegate Dundee they will head down to the SFL because Hibs weren't trying against us rather than because Dundee haven't been good enough all season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class of 76-77 Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) I dont think anyone really bothers what John Brown says, he's a total balloon and he's doing his best to wind us up. You couldn't really blame the Hibs players if they have switched off a little, they have the Scottish cup final to concentrate on. The Thommohawk admitted that our guys found it near impossible to concentrate on league games with a major cup final looming. Edited April 24, 2013 by class of 76-77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reborn saint Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 John Brown on shortbread.....Dynamite!............He gets an apology from me.......Total honesty with no fear......Top man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapsalmon Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 What's with the shortbread references? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 My problem with Bomber is this. He's still 10 points behind us and his team is crap even if they are willing to scrap a bit more. Re what he knew. He never actually told us what he knew. Are we really to believe that Green took him aside and said "Hey bomber this is all a big scam to stuff fan's cash in Me and Whytie's Pension fund." Sounds unlikely. Perhaps he'd been reading the many excellent post made by Bluto, Somner et al regarding the impending doom. FFS Bomber we knew and we told every one. You just nicked oor patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reborn saint Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 My problem with Bomber is this. He's still 10 points behind us and his team is crap even if they are willing to scrap a bit more. Re what he knew. He never actually told us what he knew. Are we really to believe that Green took him aside and said "Hey bomber this is all a big scam to stuff fan's cash in Me and Whytie's Pension fund." Sounds unlikely. Perhaps he'd been reading the many excellent post made by Bluto, Somner et al regarding the impending doom. FFS Bomber we knew and we told every one. You just nicked oor patter. Yes you are right but the point is everyone knew who wished to know.....It's all there in real time on social media. John Brown is a Rangers man who split from the nest a long time ago. He alone has said it like It is and has stuck to his guns with the truth. Did you forget his comment on going to the press (JT) and saying "Media House then spent £140,000"......Have you worked out where that money went?.....I have.....John Brown is a man of honesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowbraeultrano1 Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 He was mildly amusing on sportsound when he tried to challenge Tom English. Guy wishes he was still at ibrox/Murray park Sent from my ST21i using Black & White Army mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Brown confirmed as new Dundee manager on a 2 year contract. Good luck in the 1st Div Bomber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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