ReturnOf isma is god 188 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 It’s the god dam hackers 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St.Ricky 8,263 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, ReturnOf isma is god said: It’s the god dam hackers I suggest golf lesssons 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack the lad 309 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 It's the North Koreans! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 31,020 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Rickys Chinese lessons have been worthwhile, 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSS 12,042 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Div fell asleep with a window open. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munoz 8,683 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Jack the lad said: It's the North Koreans! My money's on a Morton fan. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougJamie 6,898 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 As usual this is sailing over my head- What happened............. did Ricky post something sensible and I missed it? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TediousTom 3,959 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 2 hours ago, DougJamie said: As usual this is sailing over my head- What happened............. did Ricky post something sensible and I missed it? Goodness no, don't be so outrageous No all that happened was the site was hacked by North Korean and Chinese operatives who flooded the website with Chinese style writing in an attempt to overrun Div's big massive servers in a "DOS" (denial of service) attack. The state funded cyber warfare agencies are obviously targeting this forum due to it's intellectual debate and as such this forum stands as a symbol of western free thinking, thus marking it out as an enemy of the communist states. As such Div (whose real identity must remain a closely guarded secret) is obviously a marked man who is clearly being sought by foreign intelligence agencies, either in an attempt to use him as a double agent or indeed to eliminate him (that is murder him). If Div is found dead having "choked" on a chicken ball or a spring roll then I will start an angry thread about it!!!! Yes cyber warfare has indeed reached Paisley. Anyway, this incident is nothing unusual, I don't know why anyone would jump to such a crazy conclusion as you did, crazy conclusion as you did indeed! 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougJamie 6,898 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 If Div is found dead having "choked" on a chicken ball or a spring roll then I will start an angry thread about it!!!! You better check the 18 threads that Shull will have already started . He is our Isa of Still Game 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St.Ricky 8,263 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 10 hours ago, faraway saint said: Rickys Chinese lessons have been worthwhile, Wise words Faraway San 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 31,020 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, St.Ricky said: Wise words Faraway San I think "san" is Japanese ya trumpet. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ged62 1,471 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 Wan san shoe 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St.Ricky 8,263 Report post Posted April 26, 2018 4 hours ago, faraway saint said: I think "san" is Japanese ya trumpet. Proof positive if it was needed that I know no Chinese. Only visited the country a couple of times. Never attempted the language. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReturnOf isma is god 188 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Mother of god these Chinese cats are back at it again 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReturnOf isma is god 188 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 We’ve been hacked everyone hide your dick pics we may be in a lot of trouble 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isle Of Bute Saint 9,955 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Why would a hacker want to do this on a football forum very strange someone must be keeping an eye on it. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pod 7,387 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Someone trying to sell dodgy university certificates. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 31,020 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 1 minute ago, pod said: Someone trying to sell dodgy university certificates. Brilliant, got one. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pod 7,387 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Just now, faraway saint said: Brilliant, got one. Is it a colouring in one. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 31,020 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, pod said: Is it a colouring in one. Aye. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whydowebother 6,587 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 I managed to translate the rogue threads OP ; St RickyContent ; Sold out Response ; WGAF 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TediousTom 3,959 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Perhaps Div (the hunted webmaster whose true identity must remain highly secret) needs to take some form of action against this Chinese/Korean state sponsored terrorism. I would suggest that Div shuts down the forum to new members for an unspecified (that will fool them) amount of time, just long enough for our communist overlords to identify a new target and move on. If any of our Asian communist fellow planet dwellers are reading this, I suggest that this forum IS NOT for you. No you want to move onto other forums where your ideals will not only be welcomed but actually embraced. So if you are reading this get yourself onto full attack mode and scour the internet for any forum connected to the following 1) Glasgow Rangers 2) Glasgow Celtic 3) Greenock Morton Those people are ripe for brainwashing and yearn for something more, they are disaffected and may grow to love a bit of communism. The biggest decision you (as the brainwashers) have to make is....are you pushing Proddy communism or Catholic communism? Perhaps you could call your Scottish Communist party the "We are the people party". Div'll fix it. Div'll fix it indeed Edited April 27, 2018 by TediousTom 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TediousTom 3,959 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 Shull's record of starting the highest number of incoherent, pointless threads may be under threat 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St.Ricky 8,263 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 1 hour ago, whydowebother said: I managed to translate the rogue threads OP ; St Ricky Content ; Sold out Response ; WGAF You should be so lucky. 1 The club sold all of its available St Mirren Fans tickets for the Final Game at Home - Sold Out 2 The club sold all of its original St Mirren Fans tickets for the Livi Game and then sold Additional Tickets in the North Stand 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougJamie 6,898 Report post Posted April 27, 2018 My bank account number is XXXXXXXX . Sort Code XX XX XX Decode that ya hacking b"stard !!!! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites