Stuart Dickson Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Dear oh dear. Sleaze hit SNP just keep digging in the dirt. Yesterday Ken McAskill released excerpts from his new book on the Lockerbie Bombing where he claims that the SNP released in the mass murderer Al-Megrahi in return for some "extra powers" for Hollyrood. Alex Salmond backed the claims saying that this proves the SNP dealt with a straight bat. Sorry?!?! Releasing a man convicted of 270 counts of murder after only 8 years as part of a political negotiation to gain more powers is a straight bat? On whose f**king planet? In other news this pretence of party unity within the SNP is being sorely tested. Serial shagger Andrew McNeill has been booted out by his wife after being caught with his pants down again - last time he was shagging two teenage lasses while his wife was heavily pregnant and in hospital, this time he's been shagging Stewart Hosies burd Serena Chowdy. Of course Stewart Hosie's wife wasn't very pleased to hear that her husband had a burd and she's booted him out. Stewart Hosies wife is SNP politician Shona Robinson. Hosie and McNeill have also fallen out and are said to be at war with each other currently. Lets just hope they don't expect the taxpayer to pick up all their maintenance payments for them. Of course this also comes on the back of SNP's Natalie McGarry making a bit of a fanny of herself on Twitter, accusing someone of being a holocaust denier and when threatened with legal action backing down with a humiliating apology - oh and a cash donation of £10,000 to charity - that she then tried to hide on her Twitter account before being called out and forced to display it more prominently. And yet still we get some who claim that the talent pool at the SNP remains strong..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Aye, SNP Baaaaaad, we know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Why don't you ignore him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 I don't engage, Rick, just point out that we're all bored with his constant trolling in the (admittedly vain) hope that he stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Zippy Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 I had bran flakes and chopped banana for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 If you're not constipated, you could soon have a big jobby to try polishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munoz Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 I had two cheese salad rolls (I'm not constipated ) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Lemon juice and maple syrup makes a nice drink in the morning . . . .has anyone heard anything about the Titanic. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedflanders123 Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Dear oh dear. Sleaze hit SNP just keep digging in the dirt. Yesterday Ken McAskill released excerpts from his new book on the Lockerbie Bombing where he claims that the SNP released in the mass murderer Al-Megrahi in return for some "extra powers" for Hollyrood. Alex Salmond backed the claims saying that this proves the SNP dealt with a straight bat. Sorry?!?! Releasing a man convicted of 270 counts of murder after only 8 years as part of a political negotiation to gain more powers is a straight bat? On whose f**king planet? In other news this pretence of party unity within the SNP is being sorely tested. Serial shagger Andrew McNeill has been booted out by his wife after being caught with his pants down again - last time he was shagging two teenage lasses while his wife was heavily pregnant and in hospital, this time he's been shagging Stewart Hosies burd Serena Chowdy. Of course Stewart Hosie's wife wasn't very pleased to hear that her husband had a burd and she's booted him out. Stewart Hosies wife is SNP politician Shona Robinson. Hosie and McNeill have also fallen out and are said to be at war with each other currently. Lets just hope they don't expect the taxpayer to pick up all their maintenance payments for them. Of course this also comes on the back of SNP's Natalie McGarry making a bit of a fanny of herself on Twitter, accusing someone of being a holocaust denier and when threatened with legal action backing down with a humiliating apology - oh and a cash donation of £10,000 to charity - that she then tried to hide on her Twitter account before being called out and forced to display it more prominently. And yet still we get some who claim that the talent pool at the SNP remains strong..... Zzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Anyone seen the orange tipped butterfly this year, I have seen at least 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCat Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Just another case of history repeating. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Whenever any political party or entity gets too powerful, the invincibility complex kicks in. Then the sleaze starts, and then they collapse in on themselves. It happened to the Tories in the early 90's, it's happened all over the world all throughout history, and it will happen to the SNP too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Just another case of history repeating. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Whenever any political party or entity gets too powerful, the invincibility complex kicks in. Then the sleaze starts, and then they collapse in on themselves. It happened to the Tories in the early 90's, it's happened all over the world all throughout history, and it will happen to the SNP too. They don't have absolute power, if they did Scotland would be independent and not governed by the Tories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted May 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 They don't have absolute power, if they did Scotland would be independent and not governed by the Tories. True. It's a sad fact that these two high ranking party idiots who have no power whatsoever at Westminster, have used taxpayers money - and lots of it too - to corrupt themselves infront of their electorate whilst basically treating their spell as MP's as a Westminster jolly. You can almost imagine them fighting over who gets to sit on the back seat of the bus. The SNP is so scandal ravaged these days you've got to wonder how anyone could ever elect them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 True. It's a sad fact that these two high ranking party idiots who have no power whatsoever at Westminster, have used taxpayers money - and lots of it too - to corrupt themselves infront of their electorate whilst basically treating their spell as MP's as a Westminster jolly. You can almost imagine them fighting over who gets to sit on the back seat of the bus. The SNP is so scandal ravaged these days you've got to wonder how anyone could ever elect them. How much is the averge Tory MP's annual expense claim? With or witout duck houses and moat cleaning will do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 (edited) Anyone seen the orange tipped butterfly this year, I have seen at least 3I saw a white butterfly on Saturday but there will be a fair bit of orangey pondlife to be seen on the run up to mid-July. Edited May 17, 2016 by salmonbuddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 (edited) Still haven't sussed the difference between the quote and edit buttons in the app. Or double pissed, one of the two. Edited May 17, 2016 by salmonbuddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 If two guys shagging one bird is plunging a party into turmoil, I wonder what adjective one would use to describe a political party that really is in the process of ripping itself apart, in a most undignified manner, over the subject of staying in or leaving Europe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted May 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 If two guys shagging one bird is plunging a party into turmoil, I wonder what adjective one would use to describe a political party that really is in the process of ripping itself apart, in a most undignified manner, over the subject of staying in or leaving Europe? Perhaps you should ask Jim Sillars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 If two guys shagging one bird is plunging a party into turmoil, I wonder what adjective one would use to describe a political party that really is in the process of ripping itself apart, in a most undignified manner, over the subject of staying in or leaving Europe? Quite liked your 'plunging' analogy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 (edited) Perhaps you should ask Jim Sillars? Or Boris, IDS or Michael Heseltine or ............ A referendum, set up because of Tory fears of UKIP is causing chaos within the party and more animosity than the Scottish independence referendum. Edited May 18, 2016 by smcc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36310540 It marked a further escalation of a war of words between Tories over the EU. Pleasing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted May 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Angus MacNeill billed the taxpayer for £17,000 worth of hotel expenses for nights shagging this burd, despite owning a flat in London - bought by the taxpayers. It puts the cleaning of moats into perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Zippy Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I had a vanilla and caramel protein bar for breakfast. Nom nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I'm actually quite encouraged with his latest 'scandal' Maybe I'm old school and traditionalist, but it appears to be about a couple of blokes burstin for their Nat King, as opposed to some walloper being discovered cruisin around in public parks or cottaging in WC's with some stranger, dogging about in the Bentley, maybe involved with kids, maybe abusing trafficked humans, maybe some trans gender type making a mess of their make up and frock. Hell its even an improvement on the shite about getting told about someone being confused about their sexuality or being trapped in the wrong body. Hoots man what's under yer kilt said the curious researcher to the gallus Scots MP......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I couldn't give a flying f**k who is shagging who. I skipped breakfast this morning, on account of a very late dinner last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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