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It IS rude of you.

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Without Viagra, I've been known to accidentally pole vault out of a bedroom.

These youngsters today, Bluto. No staying power. They've got the libido of an octogenarian panda. It's probably unfair to criticise as they didn't have our advantages ie.the pick of the cream of Camphill lassies and, of course, Grammar girls. Set us up for life.

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These youngsters today, Bluto. No staying power. They've got the libido of an octogenarian panda. It's probably unfair to criticise as they didn't have our advantages ie.the pick of the cream of Camphill lassies and, of course, Grammar girls. Set us up for life.

Grammar girls and bluto?

I can imagine the conversation - "talk dirty to me but only if you spell it and punctuate it properly".

It's not something which would get me weak at the knees.

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Grammar girls and bluto?

I can imagine the conversation - "talk dirty to me but only if you spell it and punctuate it properly".

It's not something which would get me weak at the knees.

It used to get me women who were weeks at my knees. :rolleyes:

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The R. take Jon Daly and pay him 3k to 4k a week.

Dundee United replace Daly with Brian Graham from Raith, who scored over 20 goals in the 1st Division.

Why didnt Newcunto F.C. save money and get Graham and pay him upto a grand a week ?

f**king basketcases !

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I cannot tell a lie.

It weighs slightly less than that.

How do you know? I don't really know, but I imagine you can't slap it on a set of scales. Well, you could but presumably it would still be attached. You can get pendulum scales but presumably you would need something pendulous for that?!

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How do you know? I don't really know, but I imagine you can't slap it on a set of scales. Well, you could but presumably it would still be attached. You can get pendulum scales but presumably you would need something pendulous for that?!

I asked around. This fundamental problem has been troubling science for some time. An answer was suggested whereby the item requiring weighing was "cloven in twain" before weighing in isolation. Whilst definitive, this method has the slight disadvantage of being a one-time thing.

Don't despair though, the finest brains are on the case - funded by the public purse.

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I cannot tell a lie.

It weighs slightly less than that.

A short-sighted show off marched int a small shop and slapped his jake square on the counter before enquiring of the two little old shocked ladies

"what would you give me for this?"

One of the ladies piped up "I think you may have miss-read our sign... this is a CLOCK shop!"

The show off quickly retorted "well stick two hands on this then"

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A short-sighted show off marched int a small shop and slapped his jake square on the counter before enquiring of the two little old shocked ladies

"what would you give me for this?"

One of the ladies piped up "I think you may have miss-read our sign... this is a CLOCK shop!"

The show off quickly retorted "well stick two hands on this then"

TIME, gentlemen! Please...

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And it would appear they may have shipped more loot with this shuffling under the radar.

From today's Daily Record.

Meanwhile, the Ibrox club last night confirmed they have reached a mutual agreement with Fran Sandaza to terminate his contract.

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