RickMcD 2,848 Report post Posted May 22, 2013 It IS rude of you. Without Viagra, I've been known to accidentally pole vault out of a bedroom. These youngsters today, Bluto. No staying power. They've got the libido of an octogenarian panda. It's probably unfair to criticise as they didn't have our advantages ie.the pick of the cream of Camphill lassies and, of course, Grammar girls. Set us up for life. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 11,758 Report post Posted May 22, 2013 These youngsters today, Bluto. No staying power. They've got the libido of an octogenarian panda. It's probably unfair to criticise as they didn't have our advantages ie.the pick of the cream of Camphill lassies and, of course, Grammar girls. Set us up for life. Grammar girls and bluto? I can imagine the conversation - "talk dirty to me but only if you spell it and punctuate it properly". It's not something which would get me weak at the knees. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluto 6,258 Report post Posted May 22, 2013 Grammar girls and bluto? I can imagine the conversation - "talk dirty to me but only if you spell it and punctuate it properly". It's not something which would get me weak at the knees. It used to get me women who were weeks at my knees. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murray7 2,372 Report post Posted May 24, 2013 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) The R. take Jon Daly and pay him 3k to 4k a week.Dundee United replace Daly with Brian Graham from Raith, who scored over 20 goals in the 1st Division.Why didnt Newcunto F.C. save money and get Graham and pay him upto a grand a week ?f**king basketcases ! Edited May 25, 2013 by shull 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 11,758 Report post Posted May 24, 2013 It used to get me women who were weeks at my knees. That's just sheer filth. Nice use of the pun. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluto 6,258 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 Nice use of the pun.I cannot tell a lie.It weighs slightly less than that. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RickMcD 2,848 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 I cannot tell a lie. It weighs slightly less than that. How do you know? I don't really know, but I imagine you can't slap it on a set of scales. Well, you could but presumably it would still be attached. You can get pendulum scales but presumably you would need something pendulous for that?! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
insaintee 4,866 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 It IS rude of you. Without Viagra, I've been known to accidentally pole vault out of a bedroom. FFS Bluto get this thread locked before doolies post pish like this 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 11,758 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 How do you know? I don't really know, but I imagine you can't slap it on a set of scales. Well, you could but presumably it would still be attached. You can get pendulum scales but presumably you would need something pendulous for that?! I asked around. This fundamental problem has been troubling science for some time. An answer was suggested whereby the item requiring weighing was "cloven in twain" before weighing in isolation. Whilst definitive, this method has the slight disadvantage of being a one-time thing. Don't despair though, the finest brains are on the case - funded by the public purse. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest somner9 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 I cannot tell a lie. It weighs slightly less than that. A short-sighted show off marched int a small shop and slapped his jake square on the counter before enquiring of the two little old shocked ladies "what would you give me for this?" One of the ladies piped up "I think you may have miss-read our sign... this is a CLOCK shop!" The show off quickly retorted "well stick two hands on this then" 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluto 6,258 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 A short-sighted show off marched int a small shop and slapped his jake square on the counter before enquiring of the two little old shocked ladies "what would you give me for this?" One of the ladies piped up "I think you may have miss-read our sign... this is a CLOCK shop!" The show off quickly retorted "well stick two hands on this then" TIME, gentlemen! Please... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
insaintee 4,866 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 Just a wee reminder for those interested to check the share price 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) £5 Million doon ! Edited July 19, 2013 by shull 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/5m-wiped-off-rangers-shares.21628245 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 27,660 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 £5 Millon doon ! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nawwwwwwwww..........................................ooops, I mean, WGAF. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nawwwwwwwww..........................................ooops, I mean, WGAF. You could've corrected my spelling ? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest somner9 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 Green and Whyte really have f**ked them over good styley! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlucifer 6,042 Report post Posted July 19, 2013 And it would appear they may have shipped more loot with this shuffling under the radar. From today's Daily Record. Meanwhile, the Ibrox club last night confirmed they have reached a mutual agreement with Fran Sandaza to terminate his contract. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 http://au.eurosport.com/football/souness-rangers-fall-has-hit-game_sto3856715/story.shtml AYE GRAEME 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/souness-only-a-fool-would-think-scottish-games-not-suffered-since-rangers-demotion.1374682158 FOOL DEMOTION ??? Edited July 25, 2013 by shull 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
insaintee 4,866 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/souness-only-a-fool-would-think-scottish-games-not-suffered-since-rangers-demotion.1374682158 FOOL DEMOTION ??? EBT benefiting fool 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,941 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 EBT benefiting fool Aye ! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayrshire Saints 4,082 Report post Posted August 2, 2013 The story that never ends takes another unbelievable twist as Green the racist returns and within hours Sevco announce another boardroom coup will be attempted next week. This really reeks even for that scum. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Callum Gilhooley 9,965 Report post Posted August 3, 2013 Oot the Cup !!! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
