Callum Gilhooley Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Its like the participants of Big fat Gypsy wedding trying to book a wedding venue !!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31327070 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I've found a suitable venue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I've found a suitable venue. It's been refuse d. Apparently the rats were going to infest the rodents hideaway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Stolen from elsewhere .............. Trailing a colossal 19 Points behind Hearts in the ChampionshipHorsed out of the Petrofac Training Cup by AlloaHorsed out of the League Cup by CelticHorsed out of the Scottish Cup by Raith Rovers (in their ain midden in front of less than 11,000 of The Peepo).2011/12 : 5 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet2012/13 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Fourth Tier Winner)2013/14 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Third Tier Winner)2014/15 : 4 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy CabinetManaged :Just 2 'successes' from 17 competitions entered (if you class winning the Scottish 4th & 3rd tiers as successes)Whilst spending the second-highest wage budget in ScotlandWhilst the manager is trousering over £800,000 per annum for mowing the lawnWhilst playing against teams staffed with postmen, delivery drivers and shop workersDespite the glut of resources available to him, and despite the lowly standard of competition up against him, at the end of season 2014/15, the team built, crafted, trained and managed by Fat Sa££y McCoist would hold an ignominious record that in finality read, 17 Competitions entered, 2 Successes achieved.Hope you enjoyed the journey Bears. Your total and utter annihilation and humilation brings a smile to the faces of fans of football clubs everywhere, who played by the rules and lived within their means. Particularly those of us who lived through the Deadco1872 years, when the braggadocio, triumphalism, and delusional superiority complexes were at their peaks - whilst all along, the illusion was built upon a mountain of theft, criminality, colossal debt, creative-accounting, tax evasion schemes, failure to pay your debts, buying players you couldn't afford, buying trophies you couldn't afford, whilst having your arses licked by a toadying, pro-Rangers Scottish sports media and a Masonic, pro-Rangers governing body.It just makes the final victory taste all the sweeter.You died. We won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I think 11,400 refers to the amount of fouls Lee McCulloch needs to make before a shitebag masquerading as an impartial referee actually sends the dirty cnut off. It has gone beyond a refereeing matter with that c**t , sheer thuggery like that requires the rozzers. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldyOzBud Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Stolen from elsewhere .............. Trailing a colossal 19 Points behind Hearts in the Championship Horsed out of the Petrofac Training Cup by Alloa Horsed out of the League Cup by Celtic Horsed out of the Scottish Cup by Raith Rovers (in their ain midden in front of less than 11,000 of The Peepo). 2011/12 : 5 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet 2012/13 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Fourth Tier Winner) 2013/14 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Third Tier Winner) 2014/15 : 4 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet Managed : Just 2 'successes' from 17 competitions entered (if you class winning the Scottish 4th & 3rd tiers as successes) Whilst spending the second-highest wage budget in Scotland Whilst the manager is trousering over £800,000 per annum for mowing the lawn Whilst playing against teams staffed with postmen, delivery drivers and shop workers Despite the glut of resources available to him, and despite the lowly standard of competition up against him, at the end of season 2014/15, the team built, crafted, trained and managed by Fat Sa££y McCoist would hold an ignominious record that in finality read, 17 Competitions entered, 2 Successes achieved. Hope you enjoyed the journey Bears. Your total and utter annihilation and humilation brings a smile to the faces of fans of football clubs everywhere, who played by the rules and lived within their means. Particularly those of us who lived through the Deadco1872 years, when the braggadocio, triumphalism, and delusional superiority complexes were at their peaks - whilst all along, the illusion was built upon a mountain of theft, criminality, colossal debt, creative-accounting, tax evasion schemes, failure to pay your debts, buying players you couldn't afford, buying trophies you couldn't afford, whilst having your arses licked by a toadying, pro-Rangers Scottish sports media and a Masonic, pro-Rangers governing body. It just makes the final victory taste all the sweeter. You died. We won. Schadenfreude Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Stolen from elsewhere .............. Trailing a colossal 19 Points behind Hearts in the Championship Horsed out of the Petrofac Training Cup by Alloa Horsed out of the League Cup by Celtic Horsed out of the Scottish Cup by Raith Rovers (in their ain midden in front of less than 11,000 of The Peepo). 2011/12 : 5 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet 2012/13 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Fourth Tier Winner) 2013/14 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Third Tier Winner) 2014/15 : 4 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet Managed : Just 2 'successes' from 17 competitions entered (if you class winning the Scottish 4th & 3rd tiers as successes) Whilst spending the second-highest wage budget in Scotland Whilst the manager is trousering over £800,000 per annum for mowing the lawn Whilst playing against teams staffed with postmen, delivery drivers and shop workers Despite the glut of resources available to him, and despite the lowly standard of competition up against him, at the end of season 2014/15, the team built, crafted, trained and managed by Fat Sa££y McCoist would hold an ignominious record that in finality read, 17 Competitions entered, 2 Successes achieved. Hope you enjoyed the journey Bears. Your total and utter annihilation and humilation brings a smile to the faces of fans of football clubs everywhere, who played by the rules and lived within their means. Particularly those of us who lived through the Deadco1872 years, when the braggadocio, triumphalism, and delusional superiority complexes were at their peaks - whilst all along, the illusion was built upon a mountain of theft, criminality, colossal debt, creative-accounting, tax evasion schemes, failure to pay your debts, buying players you couldn't afford, buying trophies you couldn't afford, whilst having your arses licked by a toadying, pro-Rangers Scottish sports media and a Masonic, pro-Rangers governing body. It just makes the final victory taste all the sweeter. You died. We won. A wee bit of revenge against the Blue Thugs of September 17th 1977 at Love Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 The rest of the media should tell sevco they won't be covering their games anymore. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/keith-jackson-banned-again-craig-5135419 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambiebud Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 The media in Scotland really is a disgrace. Even wee Chic on Sportsound last night peddled the party line about Dave King being the only one that can save Sevco. Where are Doncaster et al? Surely they should come out now and announce that The Glib and Shameless Liar, along with Paul Murray, are not allowed anywhere near our game. But , of course, one rule for Sevco and one for everyone else. Also, why are the SFA allowing a club that is losing a million a month, to bring in all these players from their big club? Sporting advantage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibardfast Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Had a row wi a wee Sevco fan today. He was going on about it being the diddy clubs own fault for falling attendances. I told him he should stop blaming other teams for his teams demise and blame the owners of his own team and their Miss management. It is all their own fault and they seem to forget that. Apparently we will all get what's coming to us when they are back at the top. I said maybe but the laugh I have had at his team over the last 3 years will keep a smile on my face forever. Ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Had a row wi a wee Sevco fan today. He was going on about it being the diddy clubs own fault for falling attendances. I told him he should stop blaming other teams for his teams demise and blame the owners of his own team and their Miss management. It is all their own fault and they seem to forget that. Apparently we will all get what's coming to us when they are back at the top. I said maybe but the laugh I have had at his team over the last 3 years will keep a smile on my face forever. Ha ha. You really should have told him his team would never be BACK at the top. They're Deed. Departed. Gone. Kapoot. Late. Lost. Deceased. No more. Passed on. Passed away. Six feet under. Pushing up daisies. Under the sod. Vying for a part in a parrot sketch. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Had a row wi a wee Sevco fan today. He was going on about it being the diddy clubs own fault for falling attendances. I told him he should stop blaming other teams for his teams demise and blame the owners of his own team and their Miss management. It is all their own fault and they seem to forget that. Apparently we will all get what's coming to us when they are back at the top. I said maybe but the laugh I have had at his team over the last 3 years will keep a smile on my face forever. Ha ha. Tell him that only Sevco and Shellic have seen falling attendances. They are not missed by Scottish Football. And the costs of extra policing their thugs are no longer needed. Plus their thugs no longer pollute decent grounds. Win-win-win And also... 1. As a new club, Sevco have never been at the top before so they can't get BACK to it. 2. Also... it'll be a miracle if Sevco doesn't go bust before the play-offs AND if Sevco even makes the play-offs. Like shooting red herrings in a barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Check this guy out,love his movements!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Check this guy out,love his movements!!!! And I wouldn't be surprised if he was missing from the crowd last week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Remember this from the start of the jokefest. Did he not turn out to be a Celtic (or at least non-bluenose) fan taking the piss? Would anyone who isnae intae THAT, buy the stuff surrounding him? Even for a laugh...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Had a row wi a wee Sevco fan today. He was going on about it being the diddy clubs own fault for falling attendances. I told him he should stop blaming other teams for his teams demise and blame the owners of his own team and their Miss management. It is all their own fault and they seem to forget that. Apparently we will all get what's coming to us when they are back at the top. I said maybe but the laugh I have had at his team over the last 3 years will keep a smile on my face forever. Ha ha. It is the diddy Club's own fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Would anyone who isnae intae THAT, buy the stuff surrounding him? Even for a laugh...? Killie fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 GOAL............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhill Road Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Wee ban for Miller coming too I would imagine, naughty wee slap, bit of jostling in crowd too, not a big gap between fans....great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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murray street Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Crowd trouble at rangers hibs game after hibs scored fans in away end clashed with scummy hùns Edited February 13, 2015 by murray street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 " HERE WE F*CKING GO ................" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 " HERE WE F*CKING GO ................" That is one stinking ned ugly fùckpig, sure I have seen her on the scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 That is one stinking ned ugly fùckpig, sure I have seen her on the scheme But wid ye ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 But wid ye ? ah wid get in aboot her wi the claw end of a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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