Drew Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 While attending the match on Ne'er Day, I had cause to visit the gentlemens' facilities. I was thoroughly disgusted to discover numerous snotters adorning the walls above the urinals. Now, upon close examination of said snotters, I found them to be of a dried consistency, indicating a distinctly historical context to their origin. As such, I deduced that they were not simply fresh from the dreeping beaks of the miserable faithful who had rolled up on the day. It strikes me that this is illustrative of the malaise that is currently pervading our once proud footballing institution. Frankly, one has to wonder what exactly the cleaners employed by the club actually do. Snotters on the walls of the shitehooses and Murray Street positively swimming in dug shite? I blame Cheesy! Get it sorted MacPherson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Apart from the snotters, the shite on Murray Street, the current strip, the defence, the strikers, the loanees, no manager, a derisory bid for McLean, a want-away BoD, the home form, the league table, out both cups, Campbell Kennedy's plans for the Aberdeen game, Thommo's injury, Brian Caldwell doing fcuk-all, no supporter's bar in the void, expensive pies, no DVZ or Basher on the HoF panels, no strips on sale in the club shop, and Willie Collum.... Everything's good, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Apart from the snotters, the shite on Murray Street, the current strip, the defence, the strikers, the loanees, no manager, a derisory bid for McLean, a want-away BoD, the home form, the league table, out both cups, Campbell Kennedy's plans for the Aberdeen game, Thommo's injury, Brian Caldwell doing fcuk-all, no supporter's bar in the void, expensive pies, no DVZ or Basher on the HoF panels, no strips on sale in the club shop, and Willie Collum.... Everything's good, right? What about the Sausage Rolls and Bridies ? A big problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 The score board ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Apart from the snotters, the shite on Murray Street, the current strip, the defence, the strikers, the loanees, no manager, a derisory bid for McLean, a want-away BoD, the home form, the league table, out both cups, Campbell Kennedy's plans for the Aberdeen game, Thommo's injury, Brian Caldwell doing fcuk-all, no supporter's bar in the void, expensive pies, no DVZ or Basher on the HoF panels, no strips on sale in the club shop, and Willie Collum.... Everything's good, right? Just about sums us up !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 You think the snotters are bad in the toilet and the shite bad in Murray Street. You have not tried the sausage rolls on sale that is a peace of real keech ! Under 20's get the brushes out and start scrubbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tambo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Feel sorry for the cleaners at the emirates with fag ends in the showers in the home dressing room.Seemingly wenger fined him as is was one of his players! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 On a serious note, warm water would be good...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Monkey Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 The only people cleaning up have been sat in the away dressing room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Saints Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 We have cleaners........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) While attending the match on Ne'er Day, I had cause to visit the gentlemens' facilities. I was thoroughly disgusted to discover numerous snotters adorning the walls above the urinals. Now, upon close examination of said snotters, I found them to be of a dried consistency, indicating a distinctly historical context to their origin. As such, I deduced that they were not simply fresh from the dreeping beaks of the miserable faithful who had rolled up on the day. It strikes me that this is illustrative of the malaise that is currently pervading our once proud footballing institution. Frankly, one has to wonder what exactly the cleaners employed by the club actually do. Snotters on the walls of the shitehooses and Murray Street positively swimming in dug shite? I blame Cheesy! Get it sorted MacPherson! It could be worse- up M8 about 4 miles take a left. Snotters with powers of debt Edited January 6, 2015 by DougJamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WirralSaint Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) For 5 years maintenance and upkeep has been skimped on until many areas look shabby and unfit Could apply equally to the stadium or the team. Great opportunity though......look out for Fan Cleaning Days Experience Edited January 6, 2015 by WirralSaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 For 5 years maintenance and upkeep has been skimped on until many areas look shabby and unfit Could apply equally to the stadium or the team. Great opportunity though......look out for Fan Cleaning Days Experience saints experience.jpg You forgot - enter through the exclusive tradesman's entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 We could set the team up with a sweeper !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 While attending the match on Ne'er Day, I had cause to visit the gentlemens' facilities. I was thoroughly disgusted to discover numerous snotters adorning the walls above the urinals.Now, upon close examination of said snotters, I found them to be of a dried consistency, indicating a distinctly historical context to their origin. As such, I deduced that they were not simply fresh from the dreeping beaks of the miserable faithful who had rolled up on the day.It strikes me that this is illustrative of the malaise that is currently pervading our once proud footballing institution. Frankly, one has to wonder what exactly the cleaners employed by the club actually do.Snotters on the walls of the shitehooses and Murray Street positively swimming in dug shite?I blame Cheesy!Get it sorted MacPherson! So, this boak inducing post is outlining that 'people' attend the wc facilities, handle their goods in the process of discharge, possibly doubly excrete, then find time to insert thier digit(s) into the nasal cavity , forage before then deciding to wipe the nasal pickings onto the wall. I can only hope it's their own nasal orifice they scrape. Jeezuzphuckinwept , folk are sick. Nah, but of course they'll wash their hands thoroughly and make use of the communal nail brush , so all is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 For 5 years maintenance and upkeep has been skimped on until many areas look shabby and unfit Could apply equally to the stadium or the team. Great opportunity though......look out for Fan Cleaning Days Experience saints experience.jpg I'll take the boot cleaning experience - no much cleaning required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 We need the brick shithooses in defence, the sweepers in midfield and lets send the wee snotters back to there ain teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjerseybuddie Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 The gemmes a bogie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevo_smfc Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 On a serious note, warm water would be good...... That would be one less player in the budget if we 'splashed' out on hot water, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 That would be one less player in the budget if we 'splashed' out on hot water, Not if we tapped someone up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsuMirren Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 For 5 years maintenance and upkeep has been skimped on until many areas look shabby and unfit Could apply equally to the stadium or the team. Great opportunity though......look out for Fan Cleaning Days Experience saints experience.jpg Glass of Shloer provided on arrival, followed by sumptuous finger buffet of reheated leftovers from the weekend game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Yards Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Did we not give the away supports out of date pies one time to save money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 On a serious note, warm water would be good...... Just be grateful you've got water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Did we not give the away supports out of date pies one time to save money? I heard it was you that had them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan sanshoe Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 While attending the match on Ne'er Day, I had cause to visit the gentlemens' facilities. I was thoroughly disgusted to discover numerous snotters adorning the walls above the urinals. Now, upon close examination of said snotters, I found them to be of a dried consistency, indicating a distinctly historical context to their origin. As such, I deduced that they were not simply fresh from the dreeping beaks of the miserable faithful who had rolled up on the day. It strikes me that this is illustrative of the malaise that is currently pervading our once proud footballing institution. Frankly, one has to wonder what exactly the cleaners employed by the club actually do. Snotters on the walls of the shitehooses and Murray Street positively swimming in dug shite? I blame Cheesy! Get it sorted MacPherson! Our biggest mistake was putting a roof over the 'facilities' a wee bit of mesh would let the rain wash said snotters away, problem solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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