notabuddie Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Esmael Goncalves is on the Rd back to Scottish football but it's not back to us it's looking likely it will be Hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayrshire Saints Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, FTOF said: Jings that looks dramatic, that could make the basis for a movie ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ayrshire Saints said: Jings that looks dramatic, that could make the basis for a movie ! Well he`s just spoiled the ending ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Well he`s just spoiled the ending ! Guess that didn't go down to well with you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, whydowebother said: Guess that didn't go down to well with you ? No , i like a Happy Ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 No , i like a 'Happy Ending' I'm sure you can google that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoobs Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Goncalves is a legend in more ways than one. In April or May 2013, I alongwith another plain clothes cop, were sent to a report of a fight in a flat at Renfrew Village, think it was Mulberry Square. Went to flat, called for back up, heard loud noises within. Adrenalin pumping round body. Knocked on door and muscular, bare chested, black fellow answered door and was looking happy. Could have knocked me over with a feather. GONCALVES. Told him why we were there and invited us in. The flat looked like the end of a Saturday night in Club Slapper. Drink everywhere. Goncalves and 2 Portuguese fellows within. Turns out, Porto (I think) scored last minute goal to secure Portuguese league and the three of them were going mental, celebrating. We all laughed, I relaxed where he then invites me into his bedroom. Started getting nervous as he is a big boy but he then proceeds to open up a set of drawers where there were an assortment of replica St.Mirren strips from cup final, every player was there. All fully embroidered with the match details under our club crest. He then asks me to pick one. I took Thommohawk's jersey, thanked Mr Goncalves for his time where he invited me back to party after my shift where I had to decline. Went back to office, declared the gift and gave it to wee Saints mad boy in my street who burst out crying when he got the strip and it is still up on his bedroom wall today. Sorry for long winded story but good to remember a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Hearts must be paying him a fortune with all that backdated CSA he's going to be chased up for! Big legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
div Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Isma + Edinburgh = Danger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
div Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Goncalves is a legend in more ways than one. In April or May 2013, I alongwith another plain clothes cop, were sent to a report of a fight in a flat at Renfrew Village, think it was Mulberry Square. Went to flat, called for back up, heard loud noises within. Adrenalin pumping round body. Knocked on door and muscular, bare chested, black fellow answered door and was looking happy. Could have knocked me over with a feather. GONCALVES. Told him why we were there and invited us in. The flat looked like the end of a Saturday night in Club Slapper. Drink everywhere. Goncalves and 2 Portuguese fellows within. Turns out, Porto (I think) scored last minute goal to secure Portuguese league and the three of them were going mental, celebrating. We all laughed, I relaxed where he then invites me into his bedroom. Started getting nervous as he is a big boy but he then proceeds to open up a set of drawers where there were an assortment of replica St.Mirren strips from cup final, every player was there. All fully embroidered with the match details under our club crest. He then asks me to pick one. I took Thommohawk's jersey, thanked Mr Goncalves for his time where he invited me back to party after my shift where I had to decline. Went back to office, declared the gift and gave it to wee Saints mad boy in my street who burst out crying when he got the strip and it is still up on his bedroom wall today. Sorry for long winded story but good to remember a legend. Brill story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stoobs said: Goncalves is a legend in more ways than one. In April or May 2013, I alongwith another plain clothes cop, were sent to a report of a fight in a flat at Renfrew Village, think it was Mulberry Square. Went to flat, called for back up, heard loud noises within. Adrenalin pumping round body. Knocked on door and muscular, bare chested, black fellow answered door and was looking happy. Could have knocked me over with a feather. GONCALVES. Told him why we were there and invited us in. The flat looked like the end of a Saturday night in Club Slapper. Drink everywhere. Goncalves and 2 Portuguese fellows within. Turns out, Porto (I think) scored last minute goal to secure Portuguese league and the three of them were going mental, celebrating. We all laughed, I relaxed where he then invites me into his bedroom. Started getting nervous as he is a big boy but he then proceeds to open up a set of drawers where there were an assortment of replica St.Mirren strips from cup final, every player was there. All fully embroidered with the match details under our club crest. He then asks me to pick one. I took Thommohawk's jersey, thanked Mr Goncalves for his time where he invited me back to party after my shift where I had to decline. Went back to office, declared the gift and gave it to wee Saints mad boy in my street who burst out crying when he got the strip and it is still up on his bedroom wall today. Sorry for long winded story but good to remember a legend. Disgraceful. Anti-social neighbour. Noise pollution. Inviting officers of the law into his bedroom. Passing off clearly stolen embroidered garments from a drawer to officers of the law. Inviting officers of the law to 'party'. I'm disgusted. We don't want this sort at our club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Isma + Edinburgh = Danger! We should spend SMISA's next £8k on a bumper pack of jonny's for him to make sure he avoids any dodgy std's during his time there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Heard it before. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Hearts are expected to pay Anorthosis Famagusta £175,000 for Esma in the next 24 hours. According to BBC's Scottish Football Friday gossip section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmckinn Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Can see it happening us and Hearts win in the cup to be drawn against each other..Isma plays against his beloved Saints. And all his kids would be at the panda club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 20 hours ago, fmckinn said: Can see it happening us and Hearts win in the cup to be drawn against each other..Isma plays against his beloved Saints. And all his kids would be at the panda club They better open the North stand for that game. The Panda club will be Huge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Now signed for Hearts. Mixed feelings. Brilliant to have the legend back in Scotland but brings home how far we have fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 On Friday, January 27, 2017 at 1:15 PM, fmckinn said: Can see it happening us and Hearts win in the cup to be drawn against each other..Isma plays against his beloved Saints. And all his kids would be at the panda club Isma would just tell Hearts he couldnae play that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggie Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 27/01/2017 at 1:15 PM, fmckinn said: Can see it happening us and Hearts win in the cup to be drawn against each other..Isma plays against his beloved Saints. And all his kids would be at the panda club If Saints were beloved, he would have signed for us instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Monkey Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Froggie said: If Saints were beloved, he would have signed for us instead. I somehow doubt that. Would Thommo have joined us when he did if we were rock bottom of the second tier? I'm not convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well st bud Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Would hearts do us a loan deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proudtobeabuddy Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Hearts can have him till we're back in the premier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 He will be about 60 before that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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